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Sunday, August 31, 2014

The Doll Chronicles (formerly The Barbie Chronicles) now on Facebook!

Some of you may have noticed that The Barbie Chronicles is now The Doll Chronicles. Well, as the series grows, there are many changes along the way, and with the name change comes the official Facebook page for the series. You can find it here.

Consequence, The Doll Chronicles
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 Consequence, The Doll Chronicles, the latest short film in The Doll Chronicles, also has its own mini website. You can find that here. It continues in the series of silent, short films that utilize a doll, both metaphorical and literal, to tell a number of stories in different genres and exploring a number of issues. Be sure to visit the page and don't forget to Like it on Facebook!

The Doll Chronicles on Facebook:
Consequence, The Doll Chronicles mini website:

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Friday, July 18, 2014

My photography book, Natural Raw, now on the iTunes iBooks Store for only $4.99 (Prices may vary by region and currency)

Those of you who wanted to get my photography and thoughts collection, Natural Raw, but were put off by the high price of the 12 X 12, huge, printed book, will be happy to hear that you can now get Natural Raw in a super economical, but still high-quality, digital ebook format on the iTunes, iBooks Store. Click here to get it for only $4.99 (Prices may vary by region and currency.)

If you don't have an iBooks compatible, Apple product or access to the iBooks store, you can also get it for the same price (which may also vary) directly from the Blurb service here. The ebook at Blurb is in an iBooks for iPad format (EPUB), so you should download the appropriate software or converter if you're not using Apple products to view it. Check out the free, Calibre eBook Software here and check out compatibility requirements.

For those of you that are unfamiliar with the Natural Raw collection, it represents a vision of nature that includes its raw forms and expressions, as well as the occasional crude, human contribution. Some of these are dramatic and can even by cruel and violent, and yet, others express a peaceful beauty like no other.

The book is laid out like a voyage through different aspects of nature, and attempts to express its raw vision both through impactful images and through their accompanying written expressions. It attempts to evoke unexpected feelings and thoughts in the viewer, both contrary and predictable. It is my hope that you will enjoy my varying visions, the ethereal brightness, the daze-inducing, happy and flowery views, the dark void within the visions of smoke (from my Visions of Smoke collection, available in book and ebook formats here and in purchasable prints here), the raw crudeness of consumption, and the dreamy nature of colorblind.

If you would prefer to have the large, printed book, you can now get it on by clicking here. It's printed by Blurb and ships internationally. You can also get prints from the photographs in the book here.

Thank you and I hope y'all enjoy it, no matter which format you choose.

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Tuesday, February 05, 2013

Paranoia: The Barbie Chronicles Episode 2 is out!

Our fun little Barbie Chronicles project has just turned 2, as in Episode 2. Released on Vimeo last night, Paranoia, as its title suggests, explores some of the paranoid delusions that Barbie experiences in her old house. Watch it on Vimeo by clicking here, or on the embedded video below:

The Barbie Chronicles Episode 2 Paranoia from Franco Esteve on Vimeo.

The first episode of the Barbie Chronicles was more of an artsy expression. In many ways, it was more about the wonderful music from Wagner’s Tristan and Isolde than about the film itself. It was open to a number of interpretations as to its meaning and purpose, exploring social themes about beauty, love, death, etc., depending on your own experience.

Paranoia - Barbie Chronicles Episode 2
Episode two is an entirely different creature. The just released, Paranoia, is set in an old house and shows Barbie waking up to a series of “visions” after reading the scary novel, Dark Places (Click on the link to get it on It's a great read. UK readers can get it here.). What’s real and what’s not is open to interpretation and is part of the fun (as are a couple of nods to some of the films I love). Paranoia - Barbie Chronicles Episode 2As always, of course, everything is done the “Tecato” way (Tecato is a Puerto Rican word for drug addict that is also used to describe things of low quality or low production value, cheap), trying to make something beautiful and fun in the cheapest, crappiest way we can, doing everything ourselves.

More images from Episode 2:

Images from the Barbie Chronicles Episode 2 Paranoia

I hope y’all enjoy it. If you missed the first episode, you can watch it on Vimeo here or on the embedded video below:

The Barbie Chronicles Episode 1 Reaction from Franco Esteve on Vimeo.

We’ve already started working on Episode 3, and barring any production issues like those that had us having to indefinitely postpone the original Episode 2, should be ready much quicker than Episode Two Paranoia.

Thanks for watching, and if you enjoy the Barbie Chronicles, don’t forget to share, like, and tip on Vimeo.

Keep up with news and information from my projects by following @FrancoEsteve and @bnowhereblog on Twitter, and by visiting and (You are here. Thanks for visiting.).

Keywords: Barbie Chronicles, Episode, Two, Paranoia, Episode One, Reaction, Barbie, Chronicles, Art, Film, Short Film, Movie, Video, Vimeo, Death, Suicide, Fear, Horror, Scary, Fun, Tecato, vision, Franco Esteve

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Monday, November 05, 2012

Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness… Revisited

[Related article: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness]


We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
-U.S. Declaration of Independence, In Congress, July 4, 1776



Drafted by Thomas Jefferson, the Declaration of Independence opens with words that all Americans today feel (even though they're not part of the constitution) form the essence of the United States of America and should forever be taken into consideration as such by any leader aspiring to a public office. Yet, when Thomas Jefferson and the founding fathers drafted the document, they didn't specify that those self-evident truths applied only to Americans, but to "all men", meaning "humanity" (even if the definition of humanity at the time wasn't the same as today).

LLH - "Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness."

These words are all capitalized for a reason. Jefferson wanted to make sure they were understood as essential, important, so let's look at them carefully, starting with Life. For a nation founded on the unalienable Right to Life, as Americans, we certainly love to kill. We don't defend ourselves, we attack. We worship violence, celebrate it, love to watch it on TV, in sports, in events, and in games, video or otherwise. We love death, celebrating it, worshipping it, putting it on a pedestal, and bringing it to others, with no remorse if it's on foreign soil. So much for the right to Life.

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Liberty from a country that incarcerates the largest amount of people per capita than all other countries of the world is so laughable as to make anyone cry. If Jefferson were alive today, he would have asked for a redress of grievances, and when everyone laughed while asking what the hell a redress of grievances was, would have organized a revolution to defend the country from our tyrannical government. Make no mistake. Our government is a tyranny. It has been for a long time, and we have accepted and tolerated its existence. Liberty is a mirage and our grievances will never be redressed.

The Pursuit of Happiness is everyone's most quotable favorite of these, but what is the pursuit of happiness? This obviously means different things to different people. It is for this reason that the pursuit of happiness must be globalized and simplified to a number of general ideas like the opportunity to work freely and earn money, to eat and sustain yourself, to pursue enough comfort to survive and live in a secure environment, without worry of pursuit or discrimination by others, etc. The constitutional bill of rights in theory covers some of these protections that are meant to guarantee your Pursuit of Happiness, and yet, a number of politicians labor daily to end these protections for their own benefit, their Pursuit of Happiness, NOT yours.

The combination of these three items are at stake every day in our democracy, but we allow them to be constantly violated without complaint. We ourselves love to highlight these items as the core values of the American people, and yet, we ignore these values both with ourselves and with the rest of the world. If we are to honor these "self-evident" truths, then we must truly hold ALL of humanity equal, and if the right to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness is truly to be unalienable, then we cannot so blatantly take it away from others both at home and around the world.

Life, Liberty, and Happiness. Life, Liberty, and Happiness. Repeat it one last time: Life, Liberty, and Happiness. Think carefully about each one, and what each one means to you. Should you think these unalienable rights given to all humans in equal standing, then how does that affect your life, your government, your world? What are you willing to do about it?

Just pondering…

Keywords: Life, Liberty, Happiness, Declaration, Independence, Humanity, Pursuit of Happiness, Declaration of Independence, United States, America, United States of America, USA, US, World, Government.

More information:

  • Thomas Jefferson on Wikipedia.
  • Thomas Jefferson biography by Christopher Hitchens on
  • Declaration of Independence entry on Wikipedia.
  • Transcript for the Declaration of Independence on
  • American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU): "The ACLU is our nation's guardian of liberty, working daily in courts, legislatures and communities to defend and preserve the individual rights and liberties that the Constitution and laws of the United States guarantee everyone in this country."
  • Checks and balances - How does our system of checks and balances is supposed to help in protecting our rights.
  • - Site dedicated to a redress of grievances and to the constitution lobby.
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    Wednesday, July 13, 2011

    Franco Esteve's Devils Within: You'll never see smoking in the same way again

    Franco Esteve's Devils WithinFor those of you that have been following my photography projects, or who've seen some of my photos on Flickr or elsewhere, now you can find the Devils Within collection in the book, Franco Esteve's Devils Within, available through the Blurb publishing service. Franco Esteve's Devils Within is an exploration within that spatial interaction that occurs within our lungs, alive, between body and nature, between the smoke and the cell. Its visions look for those demons that exist within us, within ourselves, within the smoker. Each person has their own interpretation, their own understanding, their own vision of that which exists within. In many ways, the images serve as a rorschach test of sorts, and though many see the things which I understood are there, others see their own visions, their own thoughts, their own demons and emotions. It's real. It's there… inside the smoker.

    Get your 3D glasses ready!

    The book utilizes anaglyph stereo images (red and cyan) to better convey the depth of its photos, like looking through a window into the smoke, and though it's recommended to have 3D glasses available to fully experience the depth of that within the smoke, they are certainly not a requisite (The 2D versions of the photographs are also included). If you need glasses (red and cyan), you can get them from Amazon (USA) here or Amazon (UK) here. These are the most economical glasses and are often given away. You might even have one laying about the house.

    People are often surprised to learn that the images in this book and collection are actual photographs and not created through other means or doctored to create the shapes and forms (except to create the 3D window, depth efface in the 3D versions in the book, of course). They are as I saw them through the lens, but I certify that no demons were harmed during their capture. So take a moment to look at them slowly, carefully, deliberately exploring their landscape from up close and from afar. Enjoy the experience of peering into the soul of the smoker. :)

    Franco Esteve's Devils WithinI sincerely hope you enjoy the book and the images within. It's currently available in a highly economical 7 X 7 inch square format, and has a full preview available so you can peruse the book before purchase. You can get it here. It makes a great gift with some 3D glasses! :) You can also buy framed prints from this collection @Imagekind here.

    Stay up to date about this collection and my other projects right here at, or you can visit me at my official website ( here. You can also follow bNowhere on Twitter (@bnowhereblog) here.

    Thank you and Enjoy! :)

    a visions of smoke...
    By Franco Esteve

    Keywords: Franco Esteve Devil's Within, photography, book, smoke, smoking, demons, devils, art, design, artistic, fine art photography

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    Monday, June 27, 2011

    Register before shopping? Please!

    You want me to what? I don't think so.
    You shouldn't have to register to shop.
    Ok, to start, I'd like to preface this by saying that I understand the desire for companies to ask users to register their products. It makes it much easier for them to handle warranty information and provides them with information about their customers which they can use for metrics, future products, marketing, etc., and also makes it easier for their customer service to serve their customers. It would seem like a win-win. I understand it, except I don't.

    Please register your new toaster:

    I bought a new toaster: please register. Why the hell would I register a 20 dollar toaster which I will toss if it breaks down a few months down the line and get another? I don't want to register my toaster. Now, it's true that I don't have to send a card for the toaster if I don't want to, but what happens when the toaster won't work without registration and/or activation.

    It sounds silly doesn't it, using the toaster as an example, but that's the direction that companies seem to want to take us. Companies are focused on forcing us to give out our personal information to use their products. Software companies have been doing it for a long time, but more and more companies are asking for more and more information and forcing us to give them something much more valuable than our money... ourselves.

    What happens when your new digital, 3D, ultra, super HDTV, mega screen television decides that before you can use it, you must register it online and get an activation code to use its software. Did you not just pay the company 3,000 dollars for the TV? Of course, the TV is yours, but in order to use it, you have to agree to a software licensing agreement, which is for the application software that runs the television. Should you not agree, you cannot use it. Should you not register with your name and information, you cannot use it. It's not yours to use. It's licensed to you. In other words, company X gives you permission to use their software under the conditions that they allow, regardless of what you pay for it.

    Too much? Exaggeration? Guess what, you're under the same conditions now. The browser you're using, the operating system you're using it on, the programs you run on your computer are all subject to a license that gives you permission to use the software you paid for under the conditions that the company specifies. You agreed to it, and are subject to it, liable to it, even if you didn't read it. Activation is another word for forced registration and use control. You own nothing. They register your computer's hardware code and tie it to the software you're running. If you install the software on another computer, then you must re-activate. They're controlling how and where you use the software you bought. Register, register, register.

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    They have your personal information. They have a lot of power. Yet, overall, it's not a big deal. You're using their software legally and that's that. You do it once. It's not annoying or difficult and that's that. The problem is that it's become so pervasive that it's everywhere. It's creeping into our appliances. In too many places, we're being asked to register even to shop. I don't mean to buy, but to shop. I don't want to register to look at a catalog. Why should I give my information for nothing?

    This is all absolute crap. If you force me to register to look at your shop, I won't buy from it. As the web becomes social, what kind of relationships are we being asked to have with the shops we purchase from? What kind of information are we asked to give away and how does that affect our lives and how much privacy are we really giving up? Looking at all the recent hacker attacks upon Sony and others, and how easy it's become for nefarious entities to take over our information either for identity theft or credit card fraud or simply to expose our personal preferences to those who might not necessarily agree with our ideas, it becomes rather jarring to think about how the appliance one bought, the seller of that appliance, and the company behind it might know more than they really should, might have more power than we really know about (as no one reads their license agreements), and might put our identities at greater risk than if we published them publicly on a billboard. Considering the hacks, we must be ever more vigilant. With all the Cloud computing hoopla things can only get worse in this regard as we give up more and more to the net. Be careful out there.

    Note to companies: It's bad etiquette to ask before you buy, to ask just to look, to force to use. Would you give all of your information including date of birth before entering the Mall? McDonald's? the Gap? or your license and registration before entering the parking lot? I thought not.

    Just (rant) pondering...


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    Saturday, September 18, 2010

    Spain fights obesity through innovative airport program

    Madrid Airport. Copyright©2010 by Franco Esteve. All rights reserved.
    Photo: Madrid Airport. Copyright©2010 Franco Esteve. All rights reserved.
    Madrid, Spain - The Madrid airport has gone through a number of innovative changes in the last few years. A new train whisks passengers from terminal to terminal at a rate slower than crossing the whole of London, causing high levels of stress for passengers. The new terminal is huge and modern so you have a more pleasant environment when having to run from one side to the other. They've even added a new, fun game dynamic called: Guess your gate number.

    This last is an exciting experience where they'll tell you a gate number for your flight, and the information may be accurate or it may not be. When you get to that gate, it's like a suspenseful lottery. Your flight may or may not board there. If it does, you've won and the game is over… or is it? How exhilarating.

    This seems to me like an innovative program against obesity, and considering the fantastic competence of the Spanish government which has the country on the brink of bankruptcy, both economically and intellectually, one might think it was on purpose. If you want to lose weight, don't just travel to Madrid, but add the extra excitement of having to get a connecting flight at this airport. It will not only keep you on your toes, as they change the gate number, adding a high level of suspenseful stress to your traveling, but will keep you fit with all the running from one side to another.

    I have unfortunately been forced to be in transit at this airport numerous times and can certainly attest that this program fights obesity, having lost a number of calories in the process of going through it. Let me share with you the wonders of going through this airport. For purposes of this example, I did not receive my connecting flight information, so we begin with arriving at a terminal without having any idea where to go.

    1. Finding Iberia's information booth: 5 minutes, 30 calories.
    2. Realizing you don't have much time and have to change terminals: 10 calories.
    3. Running to the train: 15 minutes, 80 calories.
    4. Realizing the train takes close to 30 minutes to get to where you need to go: 10 calories.
    5. Running to passport control: 10 minutes, 50 calories.
    6. Waiting at the passport control line: 10 calories.
    7. Running to the security control area: 10 minutes, 50 calories.
    8. Realizing they've forced you to leave the secure area, despite being in transit and that you have to go through the entire security process again with everyone else: 10 calories.
    9. Waiting in line to go through security again: 10 calories.
    10. Going through security: 10 calories.
    11. Watching security remove and throw away your duty free items, despite being in transit: 10 calories.
           -this of course, thanks to the great decision of having transit passengers exit the terminal to reenter it.
    12. Running to the gate: 15 minutes, 80 calories.
    13. Cool down: 10 minutes.
    14. Realizing Iberia has changed the gate number while you waited: 10 calories.
    15. Realizing you're at the wrong gate with little time to board: 10 calories.
    16. Running to the new gate on the other side of the terminal: 15 minutes, 80 calories.
    17. Cool down: 10 minutes.
    18: Realizing the plane is delayed: 10 calories.
    19. Realizing the gate number has changed yet again: 10 calories.
    20. Running to the new gate number: 8 minutes, 45 calories.
    21. Cool down: 10 minutes in front of the flight board to make sure the gate hasn't changed again.
    22. Final boarding.

    Approximate total time elapsed between one thing and another including rest time and delays: 2 and a half hours.
    Original amount of time available to get to the connecting flight: 2 hours.
    Approximate calories burned: 525

    This program will certainly help a large number of people in keeping the exercise routines they were unable to do while traveling, so kudos to Madrid for considering the fitness crowd and for encouraging people to exercise while at their airport. They continue to improve their program throughout the years, adding inefficiency wherever they can. The recent train is especially notable in that it takes less time to cross London on the tube. Be sure to experience this wonderful new anti-obesity program for yourself by traveling through Madrid, preferably to another domestic destination within Spain, making sure you'll enjoy the fantastic personality of the lovely security personnel. Control your desire to rip them a new one as best as you can. Oh, and be sure to leave plenty of time for your connection, two hours minimum.

    Related links:

    Iberia: If you've never flown with this airline, now owned by British Airways, the experience is like visiting an exotic location in itself.
    Madrid Airport: The main organizers of this wonderful exercise program.

    Please note: Your travel experience may vary. None of the information in this article is designed to be accurate or official. To get more accurate information, please contact agents Moulder and Sculley at your local law enforcement agency.

    Keywords: Madrid, airport, Iberia, traveling, travel, satire, exercise, obesity, Spain, connecting, flight, transport, security, fitness.

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